A step-by-step guide to getting a sprained ankle!1. Try reaching for something obviously too high by jumping vigourously, despite knowing you have an absurd sense of balance.
2. Keep on trying although people are going "You're gonna fall, you're gonna falll!"
3. Fall down by losing your balance:D
Yeh and that's how I got my sprained ankle! I swear it's the most retarded way to get a sprain. Gwagwa!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Like after I fell I was like "Yeowch. That was really painful." and felt this weird twisting of my ankle then I walked into the class and checked on my ankle and realised there's this mushroom like swelling on my ankle!!!!
Painful but hilarious shit.
Then I showed them then kamalia and kanice and I started laughing as though we've never seen anything funnier and peiqi was totally being an auntie by going:
"What are you all laughing at?! This is damn serious okay! It's not funny! It's serious!!!!"
While the three of us continued laughing like retards and Peiqi was like -__________- when we started taking piktars.
Will upload them soon when stupid peiqi sends them to me!
Okay then everybody came and was like touching the bump while we were, STILL laughing.
So cool, they were standing at the railing and waving to me while my dad (HERO!^^) piggy backed me down and i felt like some CELEBRITY (okay not exactly) but you get the ideaaaaaaa.
Called dad, he and my sis came and my sis was like shaking her head throughout when she was walking and when I told her how I sprained my ankle in the car she just gave me the look like i had "WORLD'S BIGGEST IDIOT" painted in RED BOLD letters across my forehead. And then my dad started going on why and how the bump forms (Because the passage for the blood and water is blocked due to the muscle blahblahblah) while I was laughing like a crazy person.
ANW! TO EVERYBODY:
MY ELDEST SIS SAYS THAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CRAZY CAUSE YOU ALL WERE LAUGHING NON STOP AND ASKING SILLY QUESTIONS LIKE "Where you gonna bring her?" AND THEN SHE GAVE THE "UGH, CHILDREN!" LOOK TO ME WHILE I BURST OUT LAUGHING AGAIN.
Chey and she totally crushed my hopeful wish that it'll heal by sat and I can go cycling by saying that it'll take 2weeks to 1 month to recover:((
Cool shit. The pain's actually pretty satisfying.... in a sadistic and perverse way. But it really feels quite good;)
ANYWAY, HAPPY COMING-OF-AGE EUDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This deserves a celebration^^
(It's a few days late yes, but better late than never! And........ Eudea's so gonna kill me for this. )